PENU CHALYKOFF
ABOVE: A genetic experiment mixed Penu's DNA with a Snadus Belch Licker. Last seen in the eighties at a Menudo concert. ABOVE: Penu pleased with himself for inventing licorice underwear. ABOVE: Embarassed after finding licorice underwear had already been invented, Penu hid in a rug for a week. He nibbled on a pair of black licorice underoos to stay alive. ABOVE: Do not eat only black licorice underoos for a week. Your body will be lacking essential nutrients. Penu had only the energy to crawl places very slowly. Here he is trying to make it to the corner store quietly mumbling something about eggs and mice.

Penu Chalykoff

Acting/Stage/Movies

Stage
Kingdom of Dangle -LEAD (King Mason)/W.T.S Entertainment
Welcome To Bizzaro World- Supporting Character (Epstein)/W.T.S Entertainment

Movies
Zarko-LEAD-Zarko/W.T.S Entertainment
Idiot and the Scorpion- Carl /W.T.S Entertainment
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter- Kung-Fu Guy/Odessa Films
Mass Stupidity!-The Great Scorpion, Carl/W.T.S Entertainment

Writer / Director
Youth Well Wasted (Ottawa Fringe Festival Stage Play)

Assistant Director
Idiot and the Scorpion

Training
Algonquin College Theatre Arts Degree
Member of "Where's the Soup?" Improv group
Numerous voices and accents